First honeymoon period Continued....

hey guys, I am back...

As most of you are really looking out for this one...So here goes the story ...

We around 90 GET's ( Graduate engineer trainees) in Maruti udyog limited were enjoying this so called GET honeymoon period to the core. Heavy pay for no work at all. We used to carry novels,newspapers,comics and lot many stuff in our bags . Even school kids would have got a complex looking at our bags but the difference is  that we had all the useless and time pass stuff in that bag. We engineers in a groups of 7-8 were disposed off in training halls and we used to experiment with all the stuff which we had  never even thought off. Some really dedicated ,no its the wrong word...some really chipku guys used to work a lot during that time period also..yes i am talking of arpit kapila, jiwan goel and some other guys.

                                  All the executives had a lunch span of 30 mins but we GET's used to have extended lunch session which goes for around 2 hours :-) ...Then some chain smokers gets assembled after the lunch near the dispensary :-) ..yes dispensary and they take along with them some passive smokers as well.then there goes the bakar...Discussion being right from the coolest chick in HR and amongst trainees to how to spend the rest of the day. Some really clever guys..i would call them managers cos of the way they manage things at that moment cracked the code of fooling the security personnel and leaving the company before the stipulated working hours. That worked like a master formula for all the GET's.

                                                      We were trained through all the departments right from Production,Production engineering,Engineering,Quality and there came the Sales and service training - the much awaited training because it works just like the wedding night.We 2 guys me and Ajay arora were given Ahmedabad as the location for our sales and service training at their Regional office.

                           We reached ahmedabad and looked out for some good place nearby the regional office to stay in for one month.We got a PG house nearby mitha khali ka chowk.really cool place and crossword just in front of the house worked like a boon for both of us because of the tonic they used to offfer.Some really cool chicks used to come in the evening and that was a time pass for we both people.We made some really good friends rajaj,vipin and Gajau...We both were alloted one dealer to work with. One weekend we thought of going to mumbai-the financial capital of india. and we planned it out.

                                            We reached mumbai via overnight journey via express highway,really cool journey and we took a room nearby Juhu beach.For both of us this was our first visit to Mumbai. We have planned something prior to coming to mumbai and that plan was to visit a dance bar named TOPAZ bar-famous cos of shooting of the film CHANDNI BAR. Bas phir kya tha after freaking out near juhu in the evening ...we reached Topaz bar in the night and felt elated to the quality of girls going in after coming out of big cars but were kinda scared to see the Bouncers standing at the main door.but we some how gathered all our courage and moved in and were only shocked and surprised to see what was going inside. There was one big stage inside in the middle of the hall and a circular one and the most beautiful girls i have ever seen were dancing in their ghagra-choli and the scenes were awesome. We have never seen those scenes. 

            Then there came the  bartender and alloted us the corner seats :-( .  Too far away from beauty and we looked at the menu and that took some wind out of us. Rates were almost inflated 300 % but as we have been alloted seats,there was no room for us to leave the place. Then we ordered two kingfisher beers and some peanuts which were the only things affordable to us.By the time our ordered came we looked at the scenes around us. Some men were calling those beauties towards them by showing them  100 rupees notes and the indian currency was flowing like anything . Now i came to know how come those girls come out of big cars and why the inflation is too high :-P . we had only 10 rupee notes and we were kind of shy to call those beauties by showing such less valued money.We knew they deserve better than this but some how we showed them 10 rupee note and none of the girls came towards us . These girls were looking  so pure as not to get dirty by even touching. you can't touch them dats the bottomline otherwise the bouncers were just looking for that moment to throw you out . then there came our order and we had to gulp it in no time because bartenders were standing on our heads and were waiting for us to get finished so that some more people who were waiting outside can come in. 

              That day was the most funny part of our trip to Mumbai and so called the honeymoon period. I can still recall those moments and asks a basic question to myself " Will those moments come back again in my life " and with this hope that someday we friends will again meet up and make some fresh memories....i live my life  day by day hoping for that day to come soon........

                     

First honeymoon of my Life

hi guys

I am writing this one  on public demand. This instance made  me and my friend famous in a short span of time amongst mechanical guys.I am sorry Ajay, i am making this public but have to do this for the greater interest of our Friends.

Soon after passing out from P.E.C,we 16 guys got into Maruti udyog limited,the most coveted job on campus for the mechanical guys.i can still recall the date of joining 4th june 2004 and we were like so very thrilled to start our career with such a big company.

      In the first few days we were oriented throughout the company with the help of presentations from big shots of maruti. on the very second day,Mr jagdish khattar walked in and we were not aware of this fact and soon realized that we are meeting the top boss of the company.To make an impression everybody asked questions to him but i can still recall one question which surprised all the people sitting in the hall including Mr khattar and that question was asked by our very own Model Mr jha and the question was " sir , how can we become the CEO and head of security wing" .Mr khattar was taken aback cos being a head of some technical department is auk but security wing made no sense. we made a lot of pranks on jha after that.

  For the first month we were given transit accommodation in hotel welcome like hotel decent of jab we met.We were given option of an Ac room with 4 guys or a non-ac room on twin sharing basis.We opted an Ac room and we four guys me, jha, ajay and avnish made that room a real mess. We made that AC work really hard. Break even point of that AC reached in no time :-P

                             In that hotel somehow somebody figured it out that we can do STD and ISD calls from our rooms but that was illegal.But who cares when 10 naughty minds come at one place. what we used to do was we called our college friends who got into some companies but had not joined till that time .We called them on the behalf HR department of their companies in which they got through and asked very silly and naughty questions.Sometimes they get so much scared that they hanged the phone in between.

                                       I can recall one conversation with our friend Mr Tulsi prasad garg who got into TCS.We called him at around 12 in the night and told him that we are calling from TCS-HR and we would like to interview you again.He was so scared but he had no other option. Everybody asked such difficult questions that were next to impossible to answer. After this conversation we told tulsi that you have failed in the interview and your offer stands cancelled.He was so scared and told us again n again that sir,Please take my another interview next day so that at least he can revise the subjects.We could not control our laughter and went mad laughing over and over. Just like this we made numerous calls and everyday we used to make a BAKRA amongst our friends.

       One day we thought of having a Daru party in our hotel.We a group of 7-8 guys including trehan,tiwari and bhaskar made all the arrangements.We took beer and some hard core guys :-P took old monk( really hard drink). ajay had never tried hard drink before.We asked him to join the gang and he agreed.bas phir kya tha everybody was talli...Ajay was so out that we asked him to go out and puke if he wanted to. while taking him out of the hotel,he puked right over the waiter. shit that was so embarrassing for we people as well...we were all out but we somehow kept the situation under control cos waiter said thet he will complain about we people to Maruti HR. But some how we managed to get through this.That day at around 2 in the night we played football in the hotel lawn.all were topless and the interesting thing was we played football with some other thing which i can't recall.yes the reason is that we were all out.

To be continued - still to come why me and ajay got famous !!!